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Cuzzin Eddie's Toors
'Nurture your inner hillbilly...'
copyright 2016
One of Sevier County, Tennessee's newest and most unusual 'attractions!​'
Board our 'customized' 14-passenger short bus where most toors offer an experienced and knowledgeable toor guide (or Aunt Tweedy) and driver who will escort you in style. Many trips include prizes, unique activities, souvenirs and snacks! (Bring yer teeth!) ‘Toors’ depart at various points throughout Sevier County and return to the same location, although on-location pick-ups for groups are available for an extra charge. Seat space is limited; reservations and clothing are required. See our 'Toors,' 'More Toors' and 'Schedule' page to find out what we've got going on at the moment...
*Theme song from Green Acres, written by Victor Mizzy
The tour company for those who don't take themselves too seriously...
Now booking small groups, wedding transportation and bachelorette parties too!
Copyright 2016
  • Moonshine toors
  • Food toors
  • 'Hillbilly' toor
  • 'Dolly' Toor
  • group toors
  • Custom/combo toors
  • Seasonal toors
  • Entertainment/speakers for your event
Themed and novelty tours, serving Sevier County, TN
 March 29, 2020; Cuzzin Eddie's is closed indefinitely due to COVID-19. We don't want anybody getting sick, including us! We're happy to see such cooperation in Sevier County; some of the distilleries that we visit on the 'White Lightnin' Express' are now making hand sanitizer but Eddie sez it don't taste as good as the other stuff.
We'll post on here as well as on our facebook page when we will be offering tours again. In the meantime, Eddie and the gang are actively scouring the area for corn cobs and old Sears & Roebuck catalogs... if ya know what we mean...
Stay safe and stay healthy!